I Was Fired From My Job Today
So I just got fired, on my birthday. Okay it was two days after, but still very close and they didn’t even give me a freaking birthday card. I had only been there for about 6 weeks, but still there...
View ArticleHoliday Horrors, Growing up with Yuppie Parents
My parents were horrible selfish creatures and I, the inner flower child, had the displeasure of being placed with them in 1971. I’ve been told by natural birth, but I’m quite sure this is in no way...
View ArticleSaying Goodbye to Dudlonna, Aborting an Alien Hate Baby
I have been pregnant for over two years now. I was impregnated by my ex-husband and his wife. It’s not a typical pregnancy. Although I do get to feel it move, especially in the morning, but I don’t...
View ArticleImaginary Arguments with my Husband
Let me first tell you, I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. Actually, I could be sleeping right now because since I became all hormonal (thank you 40th birthday, you are a bitch) everything is...
View ArticleBulletproof Lipstick
As I was cleaning the closet, I came across my husband’s tool box case. It is the one he takes to the shooting range. My husband likes guns and has several in which he plans to use “just in case”....
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